Oh whataburger
Texas-born titan
A-frame shelter
pilgrimage for the South
Oh whataburger
Texas-born titan
A-frame shelter
pilgrimage for the South
Church of meat grease and longer weights
Perfectly salted pulpit for the hungry
We are knelt before you and drive-thru
and car seat or
strangely-shaped table that consists of half booth, half chairs
We have come to receive your honey
butter chicken blessings
Your commercials our sermon William H Bassett
the narrator's voice is the equivalent
to that of my grandfather or
the Archangel Gabriel as he preaches You know that feeling you get when you could have ordered your burger with extra onions
grilled jalapenos
three slices of cheese
but you didn't and your buddy did?
That's what we call getting out-whataburger'd
36864 different customisable deities other fast-food chains are not
worthy of comparison
Burger King isn't open 24 hours
Chick-Fil-A does not serve 100% USDA
inspected fresh never frozen beef
McDonald's would benefit from a PR
lesson from you and Arby's
Arby's has enough problems
They chose to compete with like the fifth most popular meat option and Wendy's
Wendy's wants to be
you when she grows up
Your business model is not to guilt us with calories
but empower us with affirmation when you
say just like you like it
Oh whataburger you would be a sweet, sweet lover but that's for another poem
In high school you are a place to hang
that didn't involve the words "pasture
party"
In college you are our live 2:00
a.m. entertainment
You're the only place I've ever felt safe sitting next to a cop
What I'm trying to say is that I want to
talk the water burger drive-thru employee that I loved him
I was simultaneously on the phone with my girlfriend Kirsten and there may have
been some confusion from the bottom of my A1 thick and hearty heart of
hearts
thank you for the milkshakes
thank you for the ketchup thank you for the spicy ketchup
thank you for the
chicken strips and gravy southern
hospitality and apple pie goodness
and thank you for that one time Zach Hill ordered a sweet tea and the drive-thru
lady told me "I hope you like this I put
my heart into it"
I know you did
I know
Ah Whataburger
Texas mzaliwa wa Titan
Makao ya A-Frame
Hija ya Kusini
Kanisa la grisi ya nyama na uzani mrefu
Mimbari iliyotiwa chumvi kabisa kwa wenye njaa
Tumepiga magoti mbele yako na kuendesha gari
na kiti cha gari au
Jedwali lenye umbo la kushangaza ambalo lina kibanda cha nusu, viti vya nusu
Tumekuja kupokea asali yako
Baraka za kuku za siagi
Matangazo yako mahubiri yetu William h Bassett
Sauti ya msimulizi ni sawa
kwa ile ya babu yangu au
Malaika Mkuu Gabriel wakati anahubiri unajua kuwa hisia unapata wakati ungeweza kuagiza burger yako na vitunguu vya ziada
Jalapenos iliyokatwa
Vipande vitatu vya jibini
Lakini haukuwa na rafiki yako alifanya?
Hiyo ndio tunayoiita kupata nje-whataburger'd
36864 Miungu tofauti zinazoweza kubadilika minyororo mingine ya chakula-haraka sio
inastahili kulinganisha
Burger King haifunguliwa masaa 24
Chick-fil-A haitumiki 100% USDA
Kukaguliwa safi kamwe nyama iliyohifadhiwa
McDonald's ingefaidika na PR
Somo kutoka kwako na Arby
Arby ana shida za kutosha
Walichagua kushindana na chaguo la tano maarufu la nyama na Wendy's
Wendy anataka kuwa
Wewe wakati yeye anakua
Mfano wako wa biashara sio kututia hatia na kalori
Lakini utuwezeshe na uthibitisho wakati wewe
Sema kama unavyopenda
Oh whataburger utakuwa mpenzi mzuri, mtamu lakini hiyo ni kwa shairi lingine
Katika shule ya upili wewe ni mahali pa kunyongwa
Hiyo haikuhusisha maneno "malisho
chama "
Kwenye chuo kikuu wewe ni 2:00 yetu ya moja kwa moja
A.M. Burudani
Wewe ndiye mahali pekee nimewahi kuhisi salama kukaa karibu na askari
Ninachojaribu kusema ni kwamba ninataka
Ongea mfanyikazi wa Burger Hifadhi ya Maji ambayo nilimpenda
Wakati huo huo nilikuwa kwenye simu na mpenzi wangu Kirsten na kunaweza kuwa na
imekuwa machafuko kutoka chini ya moyo wangu mnene wa A1 na wa moyo wa
mioyo
Asante kwa maziwa ya maziwa
Asante kwa ketchup asante kwa ketchup ya manukato
Asante kwa
Vipande vya kuku na gravy kusini
Ukarimu na uzuri wa mkate wa apple
Na asante kwa wakati huo Zach Hill aliamuru chai tamu na gari-thru
mwanamke aliniambia "Natumai kama hii niliweka
moyo wangu ndani yake "
Najua ulifanya
Najua