You could ride a unicorn to school
And if you fall off, you'd have healthcare
(No, you don't)
And if you finish school, you'd go to college for free
You could ride a unicorn to school
And if you fall off, you'd have healthcare
(No, you don't)
And if you finish school, you'd go to college for free
That makes sense and that's fair
(No, it's not)
And if you were a lady
Then you own your lady parts
Just like a man goes to a dealership
And then he owns a car
[Refrain]
Vroom, vroom
Fuck you (Fuck you)
[Pre-Chorus]
What if life as we knew it was over?
Guess what? God is a woman, I know her
[Chorus]
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Verse 2]
If you're from another land, then come here
You won't have to climb a wall
(Yes, you will!)
And if you are a boy who loves a boy
You'll get a wedding cake and all
(Not in Colorado!)
And if you are a lady and you do your lady work
Then you will make as many dollars as the boys
Not just two thirds
[Refrain]
Cha-ching
Fuck you (Fuck you)
[Pre-Chorus]
What if life as we knew it was over?
Guess what? God is a woman, I know her
[Chorus]
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Bridge]
Twinkle, twinkle little star
How I wish the world was different
Where who you love and who you are
Was nobody's fucking business
[Chorus]
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Outro]
What if...?
(penny drops)
D'fhéadfá a marcaíocht ar Unicorn ar scoil
Agus má thagann tú amach, gur mhaith leat a bheith ar chúram sláinte
(No, ní gá duit)
Agus má chríochnaíonn tú scoil, gur mhaith leat dul go dtí coláiste haghaidh saor in aisce
Sin a dhéanann ciall agus go cothrom
(Níl sé)
Agus má bhí tú i do bhean
Ansin tú féin do chuid bhean
Díreach mar a théann fear a dealership
Agus ansin úinéireacht aige carr
[Curfá]
Vroom, vrúm
Fuck tú (Fuck tú)
[Réamh-Chorus]
Cad a tharlaíonn má an saol mar a bhí a fhios againn go raibh sé os a chionn?
Buille faoi thuairim a? Dia bean, tá a fhios agam uirthi
[Chorus]
Cad a tharlaíonn má saibhir, bán, fir díreach
Nár riail an domhan níos mó?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
Cad a tharlaíonn má saibhir, bán, fir díreach
Nár riail an domhan níos mó?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Verse 2]
Má tá tú ó thalamh eile, a thagann ansin anseo
Ní bheidh ort a tóg balla
(Is féidir, beidh tú!)
Agus má tá tú buachaill a loves buachaill
Feicfidh tú a fháil ar císte bainise agus go léir
(Gan san Colorado!)
Agus má tá tú bhean agus a dhéanann tú do chuid oibre a bhean
Ansin, beidh tú a dhéanamh mar go leor dollar leis na buachaillí
Ní amháin dhá thrian
[Curfá]
Cha-ching
Fuck tú (Fuck tú)
[Réamh-Chorus]
Cad a tharlaíonn má an saol mar a bhí a fhios againn go raibh sé os a chionn?
Buille faoi thuairim a? Dia bean, tá a fhios agam uirthi
[Chorus]
Cad a tharlaíonn má saibhir, bán, fir díreach
Nár riail an domhan níos mó?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
Cad a tharlaíonn má saibhir, bán, fir díreach
Nár riail an domhan níos mó?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Droichead]
Twinkle, twinkle réalta beag
Cén chaoi a mian liom go raibh an domhan éagsúla
Sa chás go bhfuil grá agat agus a bhfuil tú
An raibh gnó fucking duine ar
[Chorus]
Cad a tharlaíonn má saibhir, bán, fir díreach
Nár riail an domhan níos mó?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
Cad a tharlaíonn má saibhir, bán, fir díreach
Nár riail an domhan níos mó?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
Cad a tharlaíonn má saibhir, bán, fir díreach
Nár riail an domhan níos mó?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
Cad a tharlaíonn má saibhir, bán, fir díreach
Nár riail an domhan níos mó?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Outro]
Cad má...?
(Titeann pingin)