You could ride a unicorn to school
And if you fall off, you'd have healthcare
(No, you don't)
And if you finish school, you'd go to college for free
You could ride a unicorn to school
And if you fall off, you'd have healthcare
(No, you don't)
And if you finish school, you'd go to college for free
That makes sense and that's fair
(No, it's not)
And if you were a lady
Then you own your lady parts
Just like a man goes to a dealership
And then he owns a car
[Refrain]
Vroom, vroom
Fuck you (Fuck you)
[Pre-Chorus]
What if life as we knew it was over?
Guess what? God is a woman, I know her
[Chorus]
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Verse 2]
If you're from another land, then come here
You won't have to climb a wall
(Yes, you will!)
And if you are a boy who loves a boy
You'll get a wedding cake and all
(Not in Colorado!)
And if you are a lady and you do your lady work
Then you will make as many dollars as the boys
Not just two thirds
[Refrain]
Cha-ching
Fuck you (Fuck you)
[Pre-Chorus]
What if life as we knew it was over?
Guess what? God is a woman, I know her
[Chorus]
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Bridge]
Twinkle, twinkle little star
How I wish the world was different
Where who you love and who you are
Was nobody's fucking business
[Chorus]
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Outro]
What if...?
(penny drops)
Maaari kang sumakay ng kabayong may sungay sa paaralan
At kung mahulog ka off, gusto mong magkaroon ng healthcare
(Hindi, hindi mo gusto)
At kung natapos mo ang school, gusto mong pumunta sa kolehiyo para sa libreng
Iyon ang may katuturan at na ni fair
(Hindi)
At kung ikaw ay isang babae
Pagkatapos mong pag-aari ang inyong mga bahagi na babae
Tulad ng isang tao napupunta sa isang dealership
At pagkatapos siya ay nagmamay-ari ng isang kotse
[Refrain]
Vroom, vroom
Fuck you (Fuck mo)
[Bago mag chorus]
Paano kung buhay bilang alam namin ito ay higit sa?
Hulaan mo? Ang Diyos ay isang babae, alam ko sa kanya
[Koro]
Paano kung mayaman, puti, tuwid na lalaki
Hindi mamuno sa mundo anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
Paano kung mayaman, puti, tuwid na lalaki
Hindi mamuno sa mundo anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Verse 2]
Kung ikaw ay mula sa ibang lupain, akin ngang halika rito
Ikaw ay hindi may sa umakyat sa isang pader
(Oo gagawin mo!)
At kung ikaw ay isang batang lalaki na nagmamahal sa isang batang lalaki
Makakakuha ka ng isang kasal keyk at ang lahat ng
(Hindi sa Colorado!)
At kung ikaw ay isang babae at gawin mo ang iyong ginang ng trabaho
Pagkatapos ikaw ay gumawa ng maraming mga dolyar bilang ang mga lalaki
Hindi lang dalawang-katlo
[Refrain]
Cha-ching
Fuck you (Fuck mo)
[Bago mag chorus]
Paano kung buhay bilang alam namin ito ay higit sa?
Hulaan mo? Ang Diyos ay isang babae, alam ko sa kanya
[Koro]
Paano kung mayaman, puti, tuwid na lalaki
Hindi mamuno sa mundo anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
Paano kung mayaman, puti, tuwid na lalaki
Hindi mamuno sa mundo anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Bridge]
Ning ning maliit na bituin
Sana ang mundo ay naiiba
Saan na gusto mo at kung sino ka
Ay walang tao fucking sa negosyo
[Koro]
Paano kung mayaman, puti, tuwid na lalaki
Hindi mamuno sa mundo anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
Paano kung mayaman, puti, tuwid na lalaki
Hindi mamuno sa mundo anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
Paano kung mayaman, puti, tuwid na lalaki
Hindi mamuno sa mundo anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
Paano kung mayaman, puti, tuwid na lalaki
Hindi mamuno sa mundo anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Outro]
Paano kung...?
(Penny patak)