You could ride a unicorn to school
And if you fall off, you'd have healthcare
(No, you don't)
And if you finish school, you'd go to college for free
You could ride a unicorn to school
And if you fall off, you'd have healthcare
(No, you don't)
And if you finish school, you'd go to college for free
That makes sense and that's fair
(No, it's not)
And if you were a lady
Then you own your lady parts
Just like a man goes to a dealership
And then he owns a car
[Refrain]
Vroom, vroom
Fuck you (Fuck you)
[Pre-Chorus]
What if life as we knew it was over?
Guess what? God is a woman, I know her
[Chorus]
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Verse 2]
If you're from another land, then come here
You won't have to climb a wall
(Yes, you will!)
And if you are a boy who loves a boy
You'll get a wedding cake and all
(Not in Colorado!)
And if you are a lady and you do your lady work
Then you will make as many dollars as the boys
Not just two thirds
[Refrain]
Cha-ching
Fuck you (Fuck you)
[Pre-Chorus]
What if life as we knew it was over?
Guess what? God is a woman, I know her
[Chorus]
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Bridge]
Twinkle, twinkle little star
How I wish the world was different
Where who you love and who you are
Was nobody's fucking business
[Chorus]
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Outro]
What if...?
(penny drops)
Anda bisa naik unicorn ke sekolah
Dan jika Anda jatuh, Anda akan memiliki kesehatan
(Tidak, Anda tidak)
Dan jika Anda menyelesaikan sekolah, Anda akan pergi ke perguruan tinggi gratis
Yang masuk akal dan bahwa ini adil
(Tidak, itu tidak)
Dan jika Anda seorang wanita
Kemudian Anda memiliki bagian wanita Anda
Sama seperti seorang laki-laki pergi ke dealer
Dan kemudian dia memiliki sebuah mobil
[Menahan diri]
Vroom, Vroom
Fakyu fakyu)
[Pre-Paduan Suara]
Bagaimana jika kehidupan seperti yang kita tahu itu lebih?
Tebak apa? Tuhan adalah seorang wanita, saya kenal dia
[Paduan suara]
Bagaimana jika kaya, putih, pria straight
Tidak menutup kemungkinan dunia lagi?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
Bagaimana jika kaya, putih, pria straight
Tidak menutup kemungkinan dunia lagi?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Ayat 2]
Jika Anda dari negeri lain, kemudian datang ke sini
Anda tidak perlu memanjat dinding
(Ya, Anda akan!)
Dan jika Anda laki-laki yang mencintai anak laki-laki
Anda akan mendapatkan kue pengantin dan semua
(Tidak di Colorado!)
Dan jika Anda seorang wanita dan Anda melakukan pekerjaan wanita Anda
Kemudian Anda akan membuat banyak dolar sebagai anak laki-laki
Tidak hanya dari dua pertiga
[Menahan diri]
Cha-ching
Fakyu fakyu)
[Pre-Paduan Suara]
Bagaimana jika kehidupan seperti yang kita tahu itu lebih?
Tebak apa? Tuhan adalah seorang wanita, saya kenal dia
[Paduan suara]
Bagaimana jika kaya, putih, pria straight
Tidak menutup kemungkinan dunia lagi?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
Bagaimana jika kaya, putih, pria straight
Tidak menutup kemungkinan dunia lagi?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Jembatan]
Twinkle, twinkle little star
Betapa aku berharap dunia berbeda
Mana yang Anda cintai dan siapa Anda
Apakah bisnis sialan siapa pun
[Paduan suara]
Bagaimana jika kaya, putih, pria straight
Tidak menutup kemungkinan dunia lagi?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
Bagaimana jika kaya, putih, pria straight
Tidak menutup kemungkinan dunia lagi?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
Bagaimana jika kaya, putih, pria straight
Tidak menutup kemungkinan dunia lagi?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
Bagaimana jika kaya, putih, pria straight
Tidak menutup kemungkinan dunia lagi?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Outro]
Bagaimana jika...?
(Sen tetes)