You could ride a unicorn to school
And if you fall off, you'd have healthcare
(No, you don't)
And if you finish school, you'd go to college for free
You could ride a unicorn to school
And if you fall off, you'd have healthcare
(No, you don't)
And if you finish school, you'd go to college for free
That makes sense and that's fair
(No, it's not)
And if you were a lady
Then you own your lady parts
Just like a man goes to a dealership
And then he owns a car
[Refrain]
Vroom, vroom
Fuck you (Fuck you)
[Pre-Chorus]
What if life as we knew it was over?
Guess what? God is a woman, I know her
[Chorus]
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Verse 2]
If you're from another land, then come here
You won't have to climb a wall
(Yes, you will!)
And if you are a boy who loves a boy
You'll get a wedding cake and all
(Not in Colorado!)
And if you are a lady and you do your lady work
Then you will make as many dollars as the boys
Not just two thirds
[Refrain]
Cha-ching
Fuck you (Fuck you)
[Pre-Chorus]
What if life as we knew it was over?
Guess what? God is a woman, I know her
[Chorus]
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Bridge]
Twinkle, twinkle little star
How I wish the world was different
Where who you love and who you are
Was nobody's fucking business
[Chorus]
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Outro]
What if...?
(penny drops)
Moglo bi se voziti jednoroga u školu
A ako padne, morali zdravstvu
(Ne, ne)
A ako završi školu, da ćeš ići na koledž besplatno
To ima smisla i da je to fer
(Ne, nije)
A ako ste bili dama
Onda ste vlasnik svoj dama dijelova
Baš kao čovjek ide u diler
A onda je vlasnik automobila
[Refrain]
Vroom, Vroom
Jebi se (Jebi se)
[Pre-Chorus]
Što ako život jer smo znali da je gotovo?
Pogodi šta? Bog je žena, ja znam nju
[Chorus]
Šta ako bogata, bijela, strejt
Više nisu vladaju svijetom?
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
Šta ako bogata, bijela, strejt
Više nisu vladaju svijetom?
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
[Verse 2]
Ako ste iz druge zemlje, onda se ovdje
Nećete morati da se popne na zid
(Da, hoćeš!)
A ako ste dečko koji voli dječaka
Ćete dobiti svadbena torta i svi
(Nije u Coloradu!)
A ako ste dama, a vi radite svoj dama posao
Tada ćete napraviti onoliko dolara kao dječaka
Ne samo dvije trećine
[Refrain]
Cha-ching
Jebi se (Jebi se)
[Pre-Chorus]
Što ako život jer smo znali da je gotovo?
Pogodi šta? Bog je žena, ja znam nju
[Chorus]
Šta ako bogata, bijela, strejt
Više nisu vladaju svijetom?
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
Šta ako bogata, bijela, strejt
Više nisu vladaju svijetom?
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
[Bridge]
Twinkle, twinkle little star
Kako bih voleo da je svijet drugačiji
Gdje koga volite i ko si ti
Je poslovanje jebeni ničije
[Chorus]
Šta ako bogata, bijela, strejt
Više nisu vladaju svijetom?
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
Šta ako bogata, bijela, strejt
Više nisu vladaju svijetom?
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
Šta ako bogata, bijela, strejt
Više nisu vladaju svijetom?
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
Šta ako bogata, bijela, strejt
Više nisu vladaju svijetom?
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
[Outro]
Šta ako...?
(Penny kapi)