You could ride a unicorn to school
And if you fall off, you'd have healthcare
(No, you don't)
And if you finish school, you'd go to college for free
You could ride a unicorn to school
And if you fall off, you'd have healthcare
(No, you don't)
And if you finish school, you'd go to college for free
That makes sense and that's fair
(No, it's not)
And if you were a lady
Then you own your lady parts
Just like a man goes to a dealership
And then he owns a car
[Refrain]
Vroom, vroom
Fuck you (Fuck you)
[Pre-Chorus]
What if life as we knew it was over?
Guess what? God is a woman, I know her
[Chorus]
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Verse 2]
If you're from another land, then come here
You won't have to climb a wall
(Yes, you will!)
And if you are a boy who loves a boy
You'll get a wedding cake and all
(Not in Colorado!)
And if you are a lady and you do your lady work
Then you will make as many dollars as the boys
Not just two thirds
[Refrain]
Cha-ching
Fuck you (Fuck you)
[Pre-Chorus]
What if life as we knew it was over?
Guess what? God is a woman, I know her
[Chorus]
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Bridge]
Twinkle, twinkle little star
How I wish the world was different
Where who you love and who you are
Was nobody's fucking business
[Chorus]
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Outro]
What if...?
(penny drops)
Siz maktabga bir shoxli ot minib mumkin
Va siz tushib bo'lsangiz, sog'liqni saqlash kerak edim
(Yo'q, siz emas, albatta)
Agar maktabni tugatish bo'lsa, siz bepul kollejga borib edim
Bu mantiqiy va yarmarkada deb
(Yo'q bu emas)
Va siz bir ayol edi, agar
So'ngra siz ayol qismlar egalik
bir odam bir bayilik ketadi kabi
Va keyin u mashinani egalik
[To'xtang]
Vroom, Vroom
(Agar Fuck) sizlarni fuck
[Pre-Chorus]
Nima hayoti, agar biz bu orqali, deb bilar edi?
Bilasizmi? Xudo bir ayol, men uni bilaman
[Chorus]
Nima boy, oq, to'g'ri erkaklar agar
endi dunyoni hukm qo'ymadimi?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
Nima boy, oq, to'g'ri erkaklar agar
endi dunyoni hukm qo'ymadimi?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Verse 2]
Agar boshqa erdan bo'lsangiz, u holda bu yerga kelib
Siz bir devor ko'tarilishni yo'q qiladi
(Ha, bo'ladi!)
Agar bola bo'lsa, kim bir bolani sevadi
Siz to'y kek olish va barcha olaman
(Emas Kolorado!)
Agar ayol va agar Va siz ayol ishni
Keyin siz O'g'il bolalar kabi ko'plab dollar sifatida amalga oshiradi
Nafaqat uchdan ikki qismi
[To'xtang]
Cha-ching
(Agar Fuck) sizlarni fuck
[Pre-Chorus]
Nima hayoti, agar biz bu orqali, deb bilar edi?
Bilasizmi? Xudo bir ayol, men uni bilaman
[Chorus]
Nima boy, oq, to'g'ri erkaklar agar
endi dunyoni hukm qo'ymadimi?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
Nima boy, oq, to'g'ri erkaklar agar
endi dunyoni hukm qo'ymadimi?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Bridge]
, Yonadi oz yulduzi charaqlamoq
Men dunyo boshqacha edi tilayman qanday
Qani kim sevgi va kim siz
kimning ning juda Biznes edi
[Chorus]
Nima boy, oq, to'g'ri erkaklar agar
endi dunyoni hukm qo'ymadimi?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
Nima boy, oq, to'g'ri erkaklar agar
endi dunyoni hukm qo'ymadimi?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
Nima boy, oq, to'g'ri erkaklar agar
endi dunyoni hukm qo'ymadimi?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
Nima boy, oq, to'g'ri erkaklar agar
endi dunyoni hukm qo'ymadimi?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Outro]
Agar .. bo'lsa nima bo'ladi...?
(Qurush tomchi)