You could ride a unicorn to school
And if you fall off, you'd have healthcare
(No, you don't)
And if you finish school, you'd go to college for free
You could ride a unicorn to school
And if you fall off, you'd have healthcare
(No, you don't)
And if you finish school, you'd go to college for free
That makes sense and that's fair
(No, it's not)
And if you were a lady
Then you own your lady parts
Just like a man goes to a dealership
And then he owns a car
[Refrain]
Vroom, vroom
Fuck you (Fuck you)
[Pre-Chorus]
What if life as we knew it was over?
Guess what? God is a woman, I know her
[Chorus]
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Verse 2]
If you're from another land, then come here
You won't have to climb a wall
(Yes, you will!)
And if you are a boy who loves a boy
You'll get a wedding cake and all
(Not in Colorado!)
And if you are a lady and you do your lady work
Then you will make as many dollars as the boys
Not just two thirds
[Refrain]
Cha-ching
Fuck you (Fuck you)
[Pre-Chorus]
What if life as we knew it was over?
Guess what? God is a woman, I know her
[Chorus]
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Bridge]
Twinkle, twinkle little star
How I wish the world was different
Where who you love and who you are
Was nobody's fucking business
[Chorus]
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Outro]
What if...?
(penny drops)
Du kunne ride en enhjørning til skole
Og hvis du falder af, ville du have sundhedspleje
(Nej, ikke dig)
Og hvis du er færdig med skolen, ville du gå på college gratis
Det giver mening, og det er fair
(Nej det er ikke)
Og hvis du var en dame
Så du ejer din dame dele
Ligesom en mand går til en forhandler
Og så ejer han en bil
[Afstå]
Vroom, Vroom
Fuck dig (Fuck dig)
[Pre-Kor]
Hvad hvis liv, som vi vidste, at det var forbi?
Gæt hvad? Gud er en kvinde, jeg kender hende
[Kor]
Hvad hvis rige, hvide, lige mænd
Ikke regere verden længere?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
Hvad hvis rige, hvide, lige mænd
Ikke regere verden længere?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Vers 2]
Hvis du er fra et andet land, så kommer her
Du vil ikke have at forcere en mur
(Ja du vil!)
Og hvis du er en dreng, der elsker en dreng
Du får en bryllupskage og alle
(Ikke i Colorado!)
Og hvis du er en dame, og du gør din dame arbejde
Så vil du gøre så mange dollars som drengene
Ikke kun to tredjedele
[Afstå]
Cha-Ching
Fuck dig (Fuck dig)
[Pre-Kor]
Hvad hvis liv, som vi vidste, at det var forbi?
Gæt hvad? Gud er en kvinde, jeg kender hende
[Kor]
Hvad hvis rige, hvide, lige mænd
Ikke regere verden længere?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
Hvad hvis rige, hvide, lige mænd
Ikke regere verden længere?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Bro]
Twinkle, twinkle lille stjerne
Hvor ville jeg ønske at verden var anderledes
Hvor, hvem du elsker, og hvem du er
Var nogens skide forretning
[Kor]
Hvad hvis rige, hvide, lige mænd
Ikke regere verden længere?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
Hvad hvis rige, hvide, lige mænd
Ikke regere verden længere?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
Hvad hvis rige, hvide, lige mænd
Ikke regere verden længere?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
Hvad hvis rige, hvide, lige mænd
Ikke regere verden længere?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Outro]
Hvad hvis...?
(Øre dråber)