You could ride a unicorn to school
And if you fall off, you'd have healthcare
(No, you don't)
And if you finish school, you'd go to college for free
You could ride a unicorn to school
And if you fall off, you'd have healthcare
(No, you don't)
And if you finish school, you'd go to college for free
That makes sense and that's fair
(No, it's not)
And if you were a lady
Then you own your lady parts
Just like a man goes to a dealership
And then he owns a car
[Refrain]
Vroom, vroom
Fuck you (Fuck you)
[Pre-Chorus]
What if life as we knew it was over?
Guess what? God is a woman, I know her
[Chorus]
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Verse 2]
If you're from another land, then come here
You won't have to climb a wall
(Yes, you will!)
And if you are a boy who loves a boy
You'll get a wedding cake and all
(Not in Colorado!)
And if you are a lady and you do your lady work
Then you will make as many dollars as the boys
Not just two thirds
[Refrain]
Cha-ching
Fuck you (Fuck you)
[Pre-Chorus]
What if life as we knew it was over?
Guess what? God is a woman, I know her
[Chorus]
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Bridge]
Twinkle, twinkle little star
How I wish the world was different
Where who you love and who you are
Was nobody's fucking business
[Chorus]
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Outro]
What if...?
(penny drops)
Ti bi mogao voziti jednorog u školu
A ako padne, ne bi zdravstvenu zaštitu
(Ne, ne)
A ako školi, da bih ići na koledž besplatno
To ima smisla i da je fer
(Ne, nije)
A ako ste bili dama
Onda ste vlasnik svojih dama dijelove
Baš kao što čovjek ide na zastupstvo
A onda je vlasnik automobila
[Refren]
Vroom, Vroom
Jebi se (jebi)
[Pre-Hor]
Što ako život jer smo znali da je gotovo?
Pogodi što? Bog je žena, ja poznajem
[Hor]
Što ako bogatih, bijela, ravne muškarcima
Nije vladaju svijetom više?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
Što ako bogatih, bijela, ravne muškarcima
Nije vladaju svijetom više?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Redak 2]
Ako ste iz druge zemlje, onda se ovdje
Nećete morati popeti na zid
(Da, da hoćete!)
A ako si dječak koji voli dječaka
Vi ćete dobiti svadbena torta i svi
(Ne u Coloradu!)
A ako ste dama i učiniti vaš dama posao
Tada ćete napraviti onoliko dolara kao dječaka
Ne samo dvije trećine
[Refren]
Cha-ching
Jebi se (jebi)
[Pre-Hor]
Što ako život jer smo znali da je gotovo?
Pogodi što? Bog je žena, ja poznajem
[Hor]
Što ako bogatih, bijela, ravne muškarcima
Nije vladaju svijetom više?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
Što ako bogatih, bijela, ravne muškarcima
Nije vladaju svijetom više?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Most]
Svjetlucati, svjetlucati mala zvijezda
Kako bih volio svijet bio drugačiji
Gdje koga voliš i tko si
Je ničiji jebeni posao
[Hor]
Što ako bogatih, bijela, ravne muškarcima
Nije vladaju svijetom više?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
Što ako bogatih, bijela, ravne muškarcima
Nije vladaju svijetom više?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
Što ako bogatih, bijela, ravne muškarcima
Nije vladaju svijetom više?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
Što ako bogatih, bijela, ravne muškarcima
Nije vladaju svijetom više?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Završnu]
Što ako...?
(Novčić kapi)