You could ride a unicorn to school
And if you fall off, you'd have healthcare
(No, you don't)
And if you finish school, you'd go to college for free
You could ride a unicorn to school
And if you fall off, you'd have healthcare
(No, you don't)
And if you finish school, you'd go to college for free
That makes sense and that's fair
(No, it's not)
And if you were a lady
Then you own your lady parts
Just like a man goes to a dealership
And then he owns a car
[Refrain]
Vroom, vroom
Fuck you (Fuck you)
[Pre-Chorus]
What if life as we knew it was over?
Guess what? God is a woman, I know her
[Chorus]
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Verse 2]
If you're from another land, then come here
You won't have to climb a wall
(Yes, you will!)
And if you are a boy who loves a boy
You'll get a wedding cake and all
(Not in Colorado!)
And if you are a lady and you do your lady work
Then you will make as many dollars as the boys
Not just two thirds
[Refrain]
Cha-ching
Fuck you (Fuck you)
[Pre-Chorus]
What if life as we knew it was over?
Guess what? God is a woman, I know her
[Chorus]
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Bridge]
Twinkle, twinkle little star
How I wish the world was different
Where who you love and who you are
Was nobody's fucking business
[Chorus]
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Outro]
What if...?
(penny drops)
你可以骑麒麟学校
如果你掉下来，你必须保健
（不，你不这样做）
如果你完成学业，你会去上大学免费
这是有道理的，这就是公平
（不，这不对）
如果你是一位女士
然后你拥有你的女人部位
就像一个人去一个经销商
然后，他拥有一辆汽车
[避免]
弗鲁姆，弗鲁姆
他妈的你（你他妈的）
[预合唱]
如果生活，因为我们知道这是结束了吗？
你猜怎么着？上帝是一个女人，我知道她
[合唱]
如果有钱，白，直男
没有统治世界了吗？
（Hahahahahahahahaha）
如果有钱，白，直男
没有统治世界了吗？
（Hahahahahahahahaha）
[诗歌2]
如果从另一片土地的时候，然后来到这里
你不会有爬墙
（是的你将会！）
如果你是一个男孩谁爱一个男孩
你会得到一个结婚蛋糕和所有
（而不是在科罗拉多！）
如果你是一位女士，你做你的女人的工作
然后你会尽可能多美元的男孩
不仅仅是三分之二
[避免]
茶清
他妈的你（你他妈的）
[预合唱]
如果生活，因为我们知道这是结束了吗？
你猜怎么着？上帝是一个女人，我知道她
[合唱]
如果有钱，白，直男
没有统治世界了吗？
（Hahahahahahahahaha）
如果有钱，白，直男
没有统治世界了吗？
（Hahahahahahahahaha）
[桥]
一闪一闪亮晶晶
我多么希望世界是不同的
谁在哪里你爱你是谁
是无人能敌他妈的业务
[合唱]
如果有钱，白，直男
没有统治世界了吗？
（Hahahahahahahahaha）
如果有钱，白，直男
没有统治世界了吗？
（Hahahahahahahahaha）
如果有钱，白，直男
没有统治世界了吗？
（Hahahahahahahahaha）
如果有钱，白，直男
没有统治世界了吗？
（Hahahahahahahahaha）
[OUTRO]
如果...？
（便士滴剂）