Tesla and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk ridiculed his tweets, his son's name and welcomed his mother to the stage during his opening monologue on NBC's Saturday Night Live.
Read the full transcript of his monologue and his mother's appearance:
It's an honor to be hosting Saturday Night Live. I mean that, sometimes after I say something I have to say, "I mean that." Some people rarely know what I mean, that's because I don't always have a lot of intonation or variation in how I speak, which I'm told makes for great comedy.
Tesla and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk ridiculed his tweets, his son's name and welcomed his mother to the stage during his opening monologue on NBC's Saturday Night Live.
Read the full transcript of his monologue and his mother's appearance:
It's an honor to be hosting Saturday Night Live. I mean that, sometimes after I say something I have to say, "I mean that." Some people rarely know what I mean, that's because I don't always have a lot of intonation or variation in how I speak, which I'm told makes for great comedy.
I'm actually making history tonight as the first person with Asperger's to host SNL. Or at least the first to admit it. So I'll make a lot of eye contact with the cast tonight. But already I'm pretty good at running human and emulation mode.
I'd first like to share with you my vision for the future. I believe in a renewable energy future. I believe that humanity must become a multi-planetary spacefaring civilization. Those seem like exciting goals don't they.
I think if I just posted that on Twitter, I'd be fine. But I also write things like "69 days after 4/20 again haha." I don't know, I thought it was funny. That's why I wrote haha at the end.
Look, I know I say or post strange things but that's just how my brain works. To anyone I have offended, I just want to say I reinvented electric cars and I'm sending people to Mars on a rocket ship. Did you think I was also going to be a chill normal dude?
A lot of times people are reduced to the dumbest thing they ever did. Like one time I smoked weed on Joe Rogan's podcast and now, all time I hear, 'Elon Musk, all he ever does is smoke weed on podcasts.' Like I go from podcast to podcast, lighting up joints. It happened once.
It's like reducing O.J. Simpson to a murderer. It was one time. Fun fact: O.J. also hosted the show in '79. And again, in '96. Killed both times.
One reason I've always loved SNL is that it's genuinely live. A lot of people don't realize that. We're actually live right now, which means I could say something truly shocking... Like I drive a Prius.
SNL is also a great way to learn something new about the host. For example, this is my son's name. It's pronounced: Cat running across the keyboard.
Another thing people want to know is, what was it like as a kid? The answer is pretty much the same as now, but smaller. But we also asked my mother who's here tonight.
[Musk's mother walks onto the stage]
Her name is Maye, like the month, but with an E at the end.
Musk's mother: Thanks for spelling my name, Elon
Mom, Do you remember when I was 12 and I created my own video game called Glastar about a spaceship that battles aliens?
[Musk's mother] I do. I remember they paid you $500, but you were too young to open a bank account so I had to open one for you.
That's right. Whatever happened to that bank account.
[Musk's mother] That's not important. You turned that video game about space into reality.
Unless you consider that reality might be a video game and we're all just computer simulations being played by a teenager in another planet.
[Musk's mother] That's great Elon. Well, break a leg tonight. I love you very much.
I love you too mom.
[Musk's mother] And I'm excited for my Mother's Day gift. I just hope it's not dogecoin.
It is. We've got a great show for you tonight. Miley Cyrus is here. So stick around we'll be right back.
Tesla a CEO SpaceX Elon Musk vysmieval sa jeho tweety, meno svojho syna, a uvítala jeho matka na javisku pri svojom úvodnom monológu na NBC Saturday Night Live.
Prečítať celý prepis jeho monológu a vzhľadu matkinom:
Je to česť hostiť Saturday Night Live. Myslím, že niekedy, keď som niečo povedať musím povedať: "Myslím, že." Niektorí ľudia málokedy vedia, čo mám na mysli, že to preto, že nie vždy majú veľa intonácia alebo zmenu v tom, ako hovorím, čo mi bolo povedané smeruje k veľkému komédie.
Ja vlastne robiť dnes do histórie ako prvý človek s Aspergerovým do hostiteľskej SNL. Alebo aspoň prvý, kto to priznať. Takže budem robiť veľa očný kontakt s dnešnou obsadenie. Ale už som si celkom dobre beží režimu ľudí a emulácie.
Ja by som najprv rád sa s vami podeliť o svoju víziu budúcnosti. Verím, že v budúcnosti obnoviteľných zdrojov energie. Domnievam sa, že ľudstvo musí stáť multi-planetárny spacefaring civilizácie. Tí, javiť ako zaujímavé ciele nie sú oni.
Myslím, že keby som práve odoslal, že na Twitteri, tak by som byť v poriadku. Ale ja som tiež písať veci ako "69 dní po 4/20 znovu haha." Neviem, myslel som, že to bolo zábavné. To je dôvod, prečo som napísal haha na konci.
Hej, viem, že hovorím, alebo po podivné veci, ale to je len, ako môj mozog funguje. Každému, kto ja som urazil, chcem len povedať, že som objavil autá na elektrický pohon a pošlem ľudí na Mars na raketovú loď. Myslel si si, že som tiež bude chill normálne vole?
Mnohokrát ľudí bola znížená na najhlúpejší vec, ktorú kedy urobil. Rovnako ako jednej chvíli som fajčil trávu na Joe Rogan je podcast a teraz všetok čas počujem,, Elon Musk, všetko, čo kedy urobí, je dym burinu na podcasty. ' Ako by som ísť z podcastu na podcast, ktorý sa rozsvieti kĺby. Stalo sa to raz.
Je to ako zníženie O.J. Simpson k vrahovi. To bol jeden čas. Fun Skutočnosť: O.J. tiež hostil prehliadku v '79. A znovu v roku '96. Zabili oba časy.
Jedným z dôvodov, prečo som vždy miloval SNL je, že je skutočne žiť. Mnoho ľudí si neuvedomuje, že. Sme vlastne žiť práve teraz, čo znamená, že som mohol povedať niečo naozaj šokujúce ... Ako by som riadiť Prius.
SNL je tiež skvelý spôsob, ako sa dozvedieť niečo nové o hostiteľovi. Napríklad, to je meno môjho syna. Je to zreteľné: Mačka beží cez klávesnicu.
Ďalšia vec, ktorú ľudia chcú vedieť, je to, čo to bolo ako dieťa? Odpoveď je skoro rovnaký ako teraz, ale menšie. Ale tiež sme sa pýtali moju matku, kto je tu dnes večer.
[Pižmo matka chodí na javisko]
Jej meno je Maya, ako mesiac, ale s E na konci.
Pižmo matka: Vďaka za hláskovať svoje meno, ELON
Mami, Spomínate si, keď mi bolo 12 a som vytvoril svoj vlastný videohru s názvom Glastar o kozmickej lode, ktorá bitky cudzincov?
[Pižmo matka] ja. Spomínam si, že ste zaplatili $ 500, ale tie boli príliš mladý na to, otvoriť bankový účet, takže som musel otvoriť pre vás.
To je správne. Čo sa stalo s týmto bankovým účtom.
[Pižmo matka] To nie je dôležité. Ste sa obrátili túto videohru o priestore do reality.
Ak sa domnievajú, že realita môže byť videohry a my sme všetci len počítačovej simulácie hrá teenager v inej planéty.
[Pižmo matka] To je skvelé Elon. No, dneska zlomiť nohu. Veľmi ťa milujem.
Ja teba tiež mamu.
[Pižmo matka] A ja som nadšený pre Deň matkin dar. Len dúfam, že to nie je dogecoin.
To je. Máme veľkú show pre vás dnes večer. Miley Cyrus je tu. Takže držať okolo budeme hneď späť.