Tesla and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk ridiculed his tweets, his son's name and welcomed his mother to the stage during his opening monologue on NBC's Saturday Night Live.
Read the full transcript of his monologue and his mother's appearance:
It's an honor to be hosting Saturday Night Live. I mean that, sometimes after I say something I have to say, "I mean that." Some people rarely know what I mean, that's because I don't always have a lot of intonation or variation in how I speak, which I'm told makes for great comedy.
Tesla and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk ridiculed his tweets, his son's name and welcomed his mother to the stage during his opening monologue on NBC's Saturday Night Live.
Read the full transcript of his monologue and his mother's appearance:
It's an honor to be hosting Saturday Night Live. I mean that, sometimes after I say something I have to say, "I mean that." Some people rarely know what I mean, that's because I don't always have a lot of intonation or variation in how I speak, which I'm told makes for great comedy.
I'm actually making history tonight as the first person with Asperger's to host SNL. Or at least the first to admit it. So I'll make a lot of eye contact with the cast tonight. But already I'm pretty good at running human and emulation mode.
I'd first like to share with you my vision for the future. I believe in a renewable energy future. I believe that humanity must become a multi-planetary spacefaring civilization. Those seem like exciting goals don't they.
I think if I just posted that on Twitter, I'd be fine. But I also write things like "69 days after 4/20 again haha." I don't know, I thought it was funny. That's why I wrote haha at the end.
Look, I know I say or post strange things but that's just how my brain works. To anyone I have offended, I just want to say I reinvented electric cars and I'm sending people to Mars on a rocket ship. Did you think I was also going to be a chill normal dude?
A lot of times people are reduced to the dumbest thing they ever did. Like one time I smoked weed on Joe Rogan's podcast and now, all time I hear, 'Elon Musk, all he ever does is smoke weed on podcasts.' Like I go from podcast to podcast, lighting up joints. It happened once.
It's like reducing O.J. Simpson to a murderer. It was one time. Fun fact: O.J. also hosted the show in '79. And again, in '96. Killed both times.
One reason I've always loved SNL is that it's genuinely live. A lot of people don't realize that. We're actually live right now, which means I could say something truly shocking... Like I drive a Prius.
SNL is also a great way to learn something new about the host. For example, this is my son's name. It's pronounced: Cat running across the keyboard.
Another thing people want to know is, what was it like as a kid? The answer is pretty much the same as now, but smaller. But we also asked my mother who's here tonight.
[Musk's mother walks onto the stage]
Her name is Maye, like the month, but with an E at the end.
Musk's mother: Thanks for spelling my name, Elon
Mom, Do you remember when I was 12 and I created my own video game called Glastar about a spaceship that battles aliens?
[Musk's mother] I do. I remember they paid you $500, but you were too young to open a bank account so I had to open one for you.
That's right. Whatever happened to that bank account.
[Musk's mother] That's not important. You turned that video game about space into reality.
Unless you consider that reality might be a video game and we're all just computer simulations being played by a teenager in another planet.
[Musk's mother] That's great Elon. Well, break a leg tonight. I love you very much.
I love you too mom.
[Musk's mother] And I'm excited for my Mother's Day gift. I just hope it's not dogecoin.
It is. We've got a great show for you tonight. Miley Cyrus is here. So stick around we'll be right back.
特斯拉和SpaceX公司首席执行官伊隆·马斯克嘲笑他的微博，他的儿子的名字和他在NBC的周六夜现场开头独白期间，欢迎他的母亲舞台。
阅读他的独白和他母亲的外观的完整记录：
这是被托管周六夜现场的荣誉。我的意思是，有时后我说什么，我不得不说，“我的意思是。”有些人很少知道我的意思，那是因为我并不总是在我怎么讲很多语调或变化的，其中有人告诉我伟大的喜剧品牌。
我其实是创造历史今晚的第一人阿斯伯格到主机SNL。或者至少首先要承认它。所以，我会赚很多跟投今晚眼睛接触。不过，已经我很善于经营的人力和仿真模式。
我首先想分享会跟你我对未来的憧憬。我相信，在可再生能源的未来。我认为，人类必须成为一个多行星航天文明。这些看似令人兴奋的目标，他们不。
我想，如果我只是张贴在Twitter上，我会被罚款。但我也写东西，如“69天后再次4/20哈哈。”我不知道，我觉得好笑。这就是为什么我在最后写道：哈哈。
你看，我知道我说或交奇怪的事情，但是这只是我有多么大脑工作方式。为了任何人，我得罪了，我只想说我改造的电动车，我派人到火星上的火箭飞船。你以为我也将是一个寒冷正常的家伙？
很多时候，人们都减少了他们做过的最愚蠢的事情。就像有一次我熏杂草乔·罗根的播客，现在，所有的时间我听到，“伊隆·马斯克，他曾经做了所有的播客烟杂草。”就像我从播客到播客，照亮了关节。它发生过一次。
这就像减少O.J.辛普森杀人凶手。这是一个时间。有趣的事实：O.J.还主持节目79年。再次，96年。杀害了倍。
其中一个原因我一直喜欢SNL是，它是真正的生活。很多人没有意识到这一点。实际上，我们是活的，现在，这意味着我可以说的东西确实令人震惊......就像我驾驶的普锐斯。
SNL也是学习新的东西有关主机的好方法。例如，这是我儿子的名字。这是明显的：在键盘上运行的猫。
人们想知道的另一件事情是，是什么样的孩子吗？答案是几乎象现在一样，但规模较小。但是，我们也问妈妈谁是今晚在这里。
[麝香的母亲走出舞台]
她的名字叫马爷，像一个月，但在最后一个E。
麝香的妈妈：谢谢拼写我的名字，伊隆
妈妈，你还记得我12岁，我创建了一个名为Glastar我自己的视频游戏有关太空船的战斗外星人？
[麝香的妈妈]我做的。我记得他们会付你500 $，但你太年轻了，所以我不得不打开一个给你开一个银行账户。
这是正确的。无论发生在该银行账户。
[麝香的妈妈]这并不重要。你原来是视频游戏有关的空间变成现实。
除非你考虑到现实中可能是一个视频游戏，我们都只是计算机模拟是由在另一个星球上小将出场。
[麝香的妈妈]这是伟大的伊隆。好了，摔断腿今晚。我非常爱你。
我也爱你的妈妈。
[麝香的母亲]，我很高兴我的母亲节礼物。我只希望这不是多吉币。
这是。我们已经得到了你今晚一个伟大的演出。麦莉·赛勒斯在这里。因此，坚持围绕我们马上就回来。