[Intro: Bill Murray]
They've got the best equipment that money can buy. Hell, every team they're sending over here has their own personal masseuse. Not masseur, masseuse. But, it doesn't matter! Do you know that every mohawk competitor has electrocardiogram, blood and urine tests, every 48 hours to see if there's any change in his physical condition? Do you know that they use the most sophisticated training methods from the Soviet Union, East and West Germany and the newest Olympic power, Trinidad & Tobago? But it doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! I tell you it just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! Even if we win... if we win, ha! Even if we win! Even if we play so far over our heads that our noses bleed for a week to 10 days, even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field, even if every man, woman, and child held hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter!
[Verse]
[Intro: Bill Murray]
They've got the best equipment that money can buy. Hell, every team they're sending over here has their own personal masseuse. Not masseur, masseuse. But, it doesn't matter! Do you know that every mohawk competitor has electrocardiogram, blood and urine tests, every 48 hours to see if there's any change in his physical condition? Do you know that they use the most sophisticated training methods from the Soviet Union, East and West Germany and the newest Olympic power, Trinidad & Tobago? But it doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! I tell you it just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! Even if we win... if we win, ha! Even if we win! Even if we play so far over our heads that our noses bleed for a week to 10 days, even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field, even if every man, woman, and child held hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter!
[Verse]
Yeah
Yeah
Um, um
Jumping out the Camino
Just left the gas station, smell like Hot Cheetos
Recording soft-core on her Tivo
Ma, the meatloaf!
Re-smoke, got a vegan bitch in the Peace Corp
All she ever do is ask me what I eat meat for--
Hold up, pause. Always over the quota
Boss, wake up in polo, sleep in Lacoste
Travel across the world, but that didn't phase me
Couple people that I know that happen to play me
Once they start to realize that I'm actually crazy
Shit, I'm actually crazy... um, and
Q's phone gettin' blown up by Lyor Cohen
Christian Dior, nothing I'm owning
Go to Hawaii, fuck with Samoans
Get faded and sleep in the oceans
Keep it in motion
I'm rolling, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm rolling
Keep it in motion, I'm rolling, yeah
And your bitch wearing elbow pads
Sell her pussy over Melrose Ave
I've been to hell and back trying to get attached to my better half
Never that, the smiles so gone, so bring the coke on
I'm higher than Voltron, with a bunch of gold on
Caucasians still love me like my name was Michael Bolton
Hold on, do you fuckin' dirty like the soap gone
Froze on, it's bone chilling, colder than the Pope's secrets
Older than Capone's demons, coming from a place where there was no Jesus
Walking behemoth, I increase the Feces
Cause shit real, fly into your windshield and get killed
Buggin' out, had it all, I'm nothing now, I just gave it away
Fuck a label, Cain and Abel, put a name to a face
Um, yeah
I bust your speakers with some bullshit rap
I'm on drugs, all my new shit wack
Remember that, I ain't shit but a fraud
But everyone I know ain't nothing to God
But everyone I know ain't nothing to God
[Outro]
It kills you, it feeds off the Earth
A night like this, one of us could get up in the middle of the night Grab an axe and cut somebody's head off
[Intro: Bill Murray]
Mereka punya peralatan terbaik yang bisa dibeli uang. Neraka, setiap tim yang mereka kirim ke sini memiliki pijat pribadi mereka sendiri. Bukan tukang pijat, tukang pijat. Tapi, itu tidak masalah! Apakah Anda tahu bahwa setiap pesaing Mohawk memiliki elektrokardiogram, tes darah dan urin, setiap 48 jam untuk melihat apakah ada perubahan dalam kondisi fisiknya? Apakah Anda tahu bahwa mereka menggunakan metode pelatihan yang paling canggih dari Uni Soviet, Jerman Timur dan Barat dan Daya Olimpiade Terbaru, Trinidad & Tobago? Tapi itu tidak masalah! Itu tidak masalah! Itu tidak masalah! Aku memberitahumu itu tidak masalah! Itu tidak masalah! Itu tidak masalah! Itu tidak masalah! Itu tidak masalah! Itu tidak masalah! Itu tidak masalah! Bahkan jika kita menang ... Jika kita menang, ha! Bahkan jika kita menang! Bahkan jika kita bermain sejauh ini di atas kepala kita bahwa hidung kita berdarah selama seminggu hingga 10 hari, bahkan jika Tuhan di surga di atas turun dan menunjuk tangannya ke sisi lain, bahkan jika setiap pria, wanita, dan anak-anak memegang tangan Bersama-sama dan berdoa agar kita menang, itu tidak masalah!
[Ayat]
Ya
Ya
Um, um.
Melompat keluar camino
Baru saja meninggalkan pompa bensin, berbau seperti cheetos panas
Merekam soft-core pada tivo-nya
Ma, meatloaf!
Merokok kembali, mendapat jalang vegan di Corp perdamaian
Yang dia lakukan adalah bertanya kepada saya apa yang saya makan daging untuk--
Tahan, jeda. Selalu over kuota
Bos, bangun di Polo, tidur di Lacoste
Bepergian ke seluruh dunia, tetapi itu tidak fase saya
Pasangan orang yang saya tahu itu terjadi untuk bermain saya
Begitu mereka mulai menyadari bahwa aku sebenarnya gila
Sial, aku sebenarnya gila ... um, dan
Telepon Q Gettin 'meledak oleh Lyor Cohen
Christian Dior, tidak ada yang saya miliki
Pergi ke Hawaii, bercinta dengan Samoa
Dapatkan pudar dan tidur di lautan
Tetap dalam gerakan
Aku berguling, ya, ya, ya, aku berguling-guling
Tetap bergerak, saya bergulir, ya
Dan jalang Anda mengenakan bantalan siku
Jual vaginanya di atas Melrose Ave
Saya pernah ke neraka dan kembali mencoba untuk melekat pada setengah saya yang lebih baik
Tidak pernah, senyum begitu pergi, jadi bawa kokas
Saya lebih tinggi dari Voltron, dengan sekelompok emas
Kaukasia masih mencintaiku seperti nama saya Michael Bolton
Tunggu, apakah kamu kotor seperti sabun yang hilang
Membeku, itu kedinginan tulang, lebih dingin dari rahasia Paus
Lebih tua dari setan Capone, datang dari tempat di mana tidak ada Yesus
Behemoth Berjalan, saya meningkatkan feses
Menyebabkan kotoran nyata, terbang ke kaca depan Anda dan terbunuh
BUGGIN 'OUT, MEMILIKI SEMUA, AKU SEKARANG SEKARANG, SAYA HANYA MEMBUATNYA
Persetan dengan label, Kain dan Abel, beri nama ke wajah
Um, ya
Saya merusak speaker Anda dengan omong kosong omong kosong
Saya menggunakan narkoba, semua omong kosong baru saya
Ingatlah itu, aku tidak peduli tetapi penipuan
Tetapi semua orang yang saya tahu bukan apa-apa bagi Tuhan
Tetapi semua orang yang saya tahu bukan apa-apa bagi Tuhan
[OUTRO]
Itu membunuhmu, itu memberi makan di bumi
Malam seperti ini, salah satu dari kita bisa bangun di tengah malam ambil kapak dan memotong kepala seseorang