[Intro: Bill Murray]
They've got the best equipment that money can buy. Hell, every team they're sending over here has their own personal masseuse. Not masseur, masseuse. But, it doesn't matter! Do you know that every mohawk competitor has electrocardiogram, blood and urine tests, every 48 hours to see if there's any change in his physical condition? Do you know that they use the most sophisticated training methods from the Soviet Union, East and West Germany and the newest Olympic power, Trinidad & Tobago? But it doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! I tell you it just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! Even if we win... if we win, ha! Even if we win! Even if we play so far over our heads that our noses bleed for a week to 10 days, even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field, even if every man, woman, and child held hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter!
[Verse]
[Intro: Bill Murray]
They've got the best equipment that money can buy. Hell, every team they're sending over here has their own personal masseuse. Not masseur, masseuse. But, it doesn't matter! Do you know that every mohawk competitor has electrocardiogram, blood and urine tests, every 48 hours to see if there's any change in his physical condition? Do you know that they use the most sophisticated training methods from the Soviet Union, East and West Germany and the newest Olympic power, Trinidad & Tobago? But it doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! I tell you it just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! Even if we win... if we win, ha! Even if we win! Even if we play so far over our heads that our noses bleed for a week to 10 days, even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field, even if every man, woman, and child held hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter!
[Verse]
Yeah
Yeah
Um, um
Jumping out the Camino
Just left the gas station, smell like Hot Cheetos
Recording soft-core on her Tivo
Ma, the meatloaf!
Re-smoke, got a vegan bitch in the Peace Corp
All she ever do is ask me what I eat meat for--
Hold up, pause. Always over the quota
Boss, wake up in polo, sleep in Lacoste
Travel across the world, but that didn't phase me
Couple people that I know that happen to play me
Once they start to realize that I'm actually crazy
Shit, I'm actually crazy... um, and
Q's phone gettin' blown up by Lyor Cohen
Christian Dior, nothing I'm owning
Go to Hawaii, fuck with Samoans
Get faded and sleep in the oceans
Keep it in motion
I'm rolling, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm rolling
Keep it in motion, I'm rolling, yeah
And your bitch wearing elbow pads
Sell her pussy over Melrose Ave
I've been to hell and back trying to get attached to my better half
Never that, the smiles so gone, so bring the coke on
I'm higher than Voltron, with a bunch of gold on
Caucasians still love me like my name was Michael Bolton
Hold on, do you fuckin' dirty like the soap gone
Froze on, it's bone chilling, colder than the Pope's secrets
Older than Capone's demons, coming from a place where there was no Jesus
Walking behemoth, I increase the Feces
Cause shit real, fly into your windshield and get killed
Buggin' out, had it all, I'm nothing now, I just gave it away
Fuck a label, Cain and Abel, put a name to a face
Um, yeah
I bust your speakers with some bullshit rap
I'm on drugs, all my new shit wack
Remember that, I ain't shit but a fraud
But everyone I know ain't nothing to God
But everyone I know ain't nothing to God
[Outro]
It kills you, it feeds off the Earth
A night like this, one of us could get up in the middle of the night Grab an axe and cut somebody's head off
[Intro: Bill Murray]
Majú najlepšie vybavenie, ktoré peniaze môžu kúpiť. Peklo, každý tím, ktorým posielajú tu, má svoj vlastný osobný masér. Nie Masseur, masér. Ale nezáleží na tom! Viete, že každý konkurent Mohawk má elektrokardiogram, krv a močové testy, každých 48 hodín, aby zistili, či je nejaká zmena vo svojom fyzickom stave? Viete, že používajú najsofistikovanejšie tréningové metódy zo Sovietskeho zväzu, východného a západného Nemecka a najnovšej olympijskej moci, Trinidad & Tobago? Ale nezáleží na tom! Nezáleží na tom! Nezáleží na tom! Hovorím vám, že to nezáleží! Nezáleží na tom! Nezáleží na tom! Nezáleží na tom! Nezáleží na tom! Nezáleží na tom! Nezáleží na tom! Aj keď vyhráme ... Ak vyhráme, ha! Aj keď vyhráme! Aj keď budeme hrať tak ďaleko nad našimi hlavami, že naše nosy krvácajú na týždeň až 10 dní, aj keď Boh v nebi vyššie prichádza a poukazuje na jeho ruku na našej strane poľa, aj keď každý človek, žena a dieťa držali ruky Spolu a modlili sa za nás, aby sme vyhrali, to jednoducho nezáleží!
[Verš]
Jo
Jo
Um, um
Skákanie von Camino
Práve opustil čerpaciu stanicu, vôňu ako hot cheetos
Nahrávanie mäkkého jadra na jej TIVO
Ma, meatloaf!
Re-fajčenie, dostal vegánsku suku v pokoji Corp
Všetko, čo kedy robila, je pýtať sa ma, čo jesť mäso na--
Držať, pozastaviť. Vždy nad kvótou
Šéf, prebudiť sa v polo, spať v lacoste
Cestovať po celom svete, ale to mi to neviedlo
Pár ľudí, o ktorých viem, že sa mi to stane
Akonáhle sa začnú uvedomiť, že som vlastne blázon
Hovno, som vlastne bláznivý ... um, a
Q's The's Telefón vyfúknite Lyor Cohen
Christian Dior, nič neviem
Choďte na Havaj, kurva s Samoans
Vyblednúť a spať v oceánoch
Udržujte ho v pohybe
Som valcovanie, jo, jo, jo, som valcoval
Udržujte ho v pohybe, som valcovanie, jo
A vaša suka na sebe lakťové podložky
Predať jej mačička cez melrose ave
Bol som do pekla a späť sa snažil sa dostať k mojej lepšej polovici
Nikdy to, aby sa úsmevy tak preč, tak priniesť koks
Som vyšší ako Voltron, s partiou zlata
Kaukazia ma stále milujú ako moje meno bolo Michael Bolton
Držte sa, že ste fuckin 'špinavé ako mydlo preč
Zamrzne, je to kosti chladenia, chladnejšie ako tajomstvo pápeža
Staršie ako démoni Capone, pochádzajúce z miesta, kde nebol Ježiš
Chôdza Behemoth, zvyšujem výkaly
Spôsobiť hovno reálne, letieť do vášho čelného skla a zabijete sa
Buggin 'out, mal to všetko, teraz som nič, práve som to dal
Kurva štítok, kain a abel, dať meno do tváre
Um, jo
Bustím svoje reproduktory s nejakým bulmshitom
Som na drogách, všetky moje nové hovno wack
Pamätajte si, že nie som hovno, ale podvod
Ale každý viem, že nie je ničím
Ale každý viem, že nie je ničím
[OUTRO]
Zabije vás, živí sa zo zeme
Noc, ako je toto, jeden z nás by mohol vstať uprostred noci chytiť sekeru a odrezať niekoho z hlavy