[Intro: Bill Murray]
They've got the best equipment that money can buy. Hell, every team they're sending over here has their own personal masseuse. Not masseur, masseuse. But, it doesn't matter! Do you know that every mohawk competitor has electrocardiogram, blood and urine tests, every 48 hours to see if there's any change in his physical condition? Do you know that they use the most sophisticated training methods from the Soviet Union, East and West Germany and the newest Olympic power, Trinidad & Tobago? But it doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! I tell you it just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! Even if we win... if we win, ha! Even if we win! Even if we play so far over our heads that our noses bleed for a week to 10 days, even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field, even if every man, woman, and child held hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter!
[Verse]
[Intro: Bill Murray]
They've got the best equipment that money can buy. Hell, every team they're sending over here has their own personal masseuse. Not masseur, masseuse. But, it doesn't matter! Do you know that every mohawk competitor has electrocardiogram, blood and urine tests, every 48 hours to see if there's any change in his physical condition? Do you know that they use the most sophisticated training methods from the Soviet Union, East and West Germany and the newest Olympic power, Trinidad & Tobago? But it doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! I tell you it just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! Even if we win... if we win, ha! Even if we win! Even if we play so far over our heads that our noses bleed for a week to 10 days, even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field, even if every man, woman, and child held hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter!
[Verse]
Yeah
Yeah
Um, um
Jumping out the Camino
Just left the gas station, smell like Hot Cheetos
Recording soft-core on her Tivo
Ma, the meatloaf!
Re-smoke, got a vegan bitch in the Peace Corp
All she ever do is ask me what I eat meat for--
Hold up, pause. Always over the quota
Boss, wake up in polo, sleep in Lacoste
Travel across the world, but that didn't phase me
Couple people that I know that happen to play me
Once they start to realize that I'm actually crazy
Shit, I'm actually crazy... um, and
Q's phone gettin' blown up by Lyor Cohen
Christian Dior, nothing I'm owning
Go to Hawaii, fuck with Samoans
Get faded and sleep in the oceans
Keep it in motion
I'm rolling, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm rolling
Keep it in motion, I'm rolling, yeah
And your bitch wearing elbow pads
Sell her pussy over Melrose Ave
I've been to hell and back trying to get attached to my better half
Never that, the smiles so gone, so bring the coke on
I'm higher than Voltron, with a bunch of gold on
Caucasians still love me like my name was Michael Bolton
Hold on, do you fuckin' dirty like the soap gone
Froze on, it's bone chilling, colder than the Pope's secrets
Older than Capone's demons, coming from a place where there was no Jesus
Walking behemoth, I increase the Feces
Cause shit real, fly into your windshield and get killed
Buggin' out, had it all, I'm nothing now, I just gave it away
Fuck a label, Cain and Abel, put a name to a face
Um, yeah
I bust your speakers with some bullshit rap
I'm on drugs, all my new shit wack
Remember that, I ain't shit but a fraud
But everyone I know ain't nothing to God
But everyone I know ain't nothing to God
[Outro]
It kills you, it feeds off the Earth
A night like this, one of us could get up in the middle of the night Grab an axe and cut somebody's head off
[Intro: Bill Murray]
Imaju najbolju opremu koju novac može kupiti. Dovraga, svaki tim koji ovdje šalju imaju svoju osobnu maseru. Ne maseru, maser. Ali, nije važno! Znate li da svaki Mohawk natjecatelj ima elektrokardiogram, krv i testove urina, svakih 48 sati da se vide ako postoji bilo kakve promjene u njegovom fizičkom stanju? Znate li da koriste najsofisticirane metode obuke iz Sovjetskog Saveza, Istočne i Zapadne Njemačke i najnovije olimpijske moći, Trinidad & Tobago? Ali nije važno! Jednostavno nije važno! Jednostavno nije važno! Kažem ti da jednostavno nije važno! Jednostavno nije važno! Jednostavno nije važno! Jednostavno nije važno! Jednostavno nije važno! Jednostavno nije važno! Jednostavno nije važno! Čak i ako pobijedimo ... ako pobijedimo, ha! Čak i ako pobijedimo! Čak i ako igramo tako daleko na našim glavama da su naši nosovi za tjedan dana do 10 dana Zajedno i molila za nas da pobijedimo, to jednostavno ne bi bilo važno!
[Stih]
Da
Da
Um, um
Skakanje iz Camino
Samo je napustio benzinsku postaju, mirisom kao vrući cheetos
Snimanje meke jezgre na njezinu TiVo
Ma, mesna
Re-dim, dobio vegansku kučku u miru Corp
Sve što ikad čini je pita me što jedem meso za--
Držite se, zaustavite se. Uvijek preko kvote
Šef, probudi se u Polo, spavaj u Lacosteu
Putovati diljem svijeta, ali to me nije učinilo
Par ljudi koje znam da mi se to igra
Jednom kad počnu shvaćati da sam zapravo lud
Sranje, zapravo sam lud ... Um, i
Q's Telefon Gettin 'zgužvao je Lior Cohen
Christian Dior, ništa ne posjedujem
Idite na Havaji, jebi s Samoans
Dobiti izblijedjele i spavati u oceanima
Držati ga u pokretu
Kotrljam se, da, da, da, kotrljam se
Držite ga u pokretu, kotrljam se, da
I tvoja kuja nositi jastučići s laktom
Prodaj joj maca preko Melrose Ave
Bio sam u pakao i natrag pokušavajući se pričvrstiti na svoju bolju polovicu
Nikad to, osmijesi tako nestali, tako donesite koks
Ja sam veći od Voltrona, s gomilom zlata
Bijelci me još uvijek vole kao moje ime bio Michael Bolton
Držite se, jebete li prljavo poput sapuna
Zamrznuo se, to je kost hlađenje, hladnije od papine tajne
Stariji od slučajeva demona, dolaze s mjesta gdje nije bilo Isusa
Hodanje Behemoth, povećavam izmet
Izazvati sranje, letjeti u vjetrobran i ubiti
Buggin 'Out, imao je sve, nisam sada
Jebi naljepnicu, Kain i Abel, stavite ime u lice
Um, da
Razbijam zvučnike s nekim sranjem rap
Ja sam na drogama, sve moje nove sranja
Sjetite se toga, ne sranjem, već prijevare
Ali svi koje znam da ništa neću
Ali svi koje znam da ništa neću
[OUTRO]
Ubija te, hrani se Zemlje
Ovakav takav, jedan od nas je mogao ustati usred noći zgrabiti sjekiru i izrezati nečiju glavu