[Intro: Bill Murray]
They've got the best equipment that money can buy. Hell, every team they're sending over here has their own personal masseuse. Not masseur, masseuse. But, it doesn't matter! Do you know that every mohawk competitor has electrocardiogram, blood and urine tests, every 48 hours to see if there's any change in his physical condition? Do you know that they use the most sophisticated training methods from the Soviet Union, East and West Germany and the newest Olympic power, Trinidad & Tobago? But it doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! I tell you it just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! Even if we win... if we win, ha! Even if we win! Even if we play so far over our heads that our noses bleed for a week to 10 days, even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field, even if every man, woman, and child held hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter!
[Verse]
[Intro: Bill Murray]
They've got the best equipment that money can buy. Hell, every team they're sending over here has their own personal masseuse. Not masseur, masseuse. But, it doesn't matter! Do you know that every mohawk competitor has electrocardiogram, blood and urine tests, every 48 hours to see if there's any change in his physical condition? Do you know that they use the most sophisticated training methods from the Soviet Union, East and West Germany and the newest Olympic power, Trinidad & Tobago? But it doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! I tell you it just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! Even if we win... if we win, ha! Even if we win! Even if we play so far over our heads that our noses bleed for a week to 10 days, even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field, even if every man, woman, and child held hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter!
[Verse]
Yeah
Yeah
Um, um
Jumping out the Camino
Just left the gas station, smell like Hot Cheetos
Recording soft-core on her Tivo
Ma, the meatloaf!
Re-smoke, got a vegan bitch in the Peace Corp
All she ever do is ask me what I eat meat for--
Hold up, pause. Always over the quota
Boss, wake up in polo, sleep in Lacoste
Travel across the world, but that didn't phase me
Couple people that I know that happen to play me
Once they start to realize that I'm actually crazy
Shit, I'm actually crazy... um, and
Q's phone gettin' blown up by Lyor Cohen
Christian Dior, nothing I'm owning
Go to Hawaii, fuck with Samoans
Get faded and sleep in the oceans
Keep it in motion
I'm rolling, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm rolling
Keep it in motion, I'm rolling, yeah
And your bitch wearing elbow pads
Sell her pussy over Melrose Ave
I've been to hell and back trying to get attached to my better half
Never that, the smiles so gone, so bring the coke on
I'm higher than Voltron, with a bunch of gold on
Caucasians still love me like my name was Michael Bolton
Hold on, do you fuckin' dirty like the soap gone
Froze on, it's bone chilling, colder than the Pope's secrets
Older than Capone's demons, coming from a place where there was no Jesus
Walking behemoth, I increase the Feces
Cause shit real, fly into your windshield and get killed
Buggin' out, had it all, I'm nothing now, I just gave it away
Fuck a label, Cain and Abel, put a name to a face
Um, yeah
I bust your speakers with some bullshit rap
I'm on drugs, all my new shit wack
Remember that, I ain't shit but a fraud
But everyone I know ain't nothing to God
But everyone I know ain't nothing to God
[Outro]
It kills you, it feeds off the Earth
A night like this, one of us could get up in the middle of the night Grab an axe and cut somebody's head off
[INTRO: BILL MURRAY]
Mereka mempunyai peralatan terbaik yang boleh dibeli oleh wang. Neraka, setiap pasukan yang mereka hantar di sini mempunyai tukang urut peribadi mereka sendiri. Tidak mensasarkan, tukang urut. Tetapi, tidak penting! Adakah anda tahu bahawa setiap pesaing Mohawk mempunyai elektrokardiogram, ujian darah dan air kencing, setiap 48 jam untuk melihat apakah ada perubahan dalam keadaan fizikalnya? Adakah anda tahu bahawa mereka menggunakan kaedah latihan yang paling canggih dari Kesatuan Soviet, Jerman Timur dan Barat dan kuasa Olimpik yang terbaru, Trinidad & Tobago? Tetapi tidak penting! Ia tidak penting! Ia tidak penting! Saya memberitahu anda ia tidak penting! Ia tidak penting! Ia tidak penting! Ia tidak penting! Ia tidak penting! Ia tidak penting! Ia tidak penting! Walaupun kita menang ... jika kita menang, ha! Walaupun kita menang! Walaupun kita bermain sejauh ini kepala kita bahawa hidung kita berdarah selama seminggu hingga 10 hari, walaupun Tuhan di syurga di atas turun dan menunjuk tangannya di sisi kita di padang, walaupun setiap lelaki, wanita, dan anak yang memegang tangan Bersama-sama dan berdoa agar kita menang, ia tidak akan penting!
[Ayat]
Yeah
Yeah
Um, um
Melompat keluar camino
Hanya meninggalkan stesen minyak, bau seperti cheetos panas
Merakam Soft-Core pada TiVo beliau
Ma, meatloaf!
Asap semula, mendapat jalang vegan di Peace Corp
Apa yang pernah dia lakukan ialah bertanya kepada saya apa yang saya makan daging untuk -
Tunggu, jeda. Sentiasa di atas kuota
Bos, bangun di polo, tidur di lacoste
Perjalanan di seluruh dunia, tetapi itu tidak fasa saya
Pasangan orang yang saya tahu yang berlaku untuk bermain saya
Sebaik sahaja mereka mula menyedari bahawa saya sebenarnya gila
Shit, saya sebenarnya gila ... Um, dan
Q Telefon Gettin 'ditiup oleh Lyor Cohen
Christian Dior, tiada apa yang saya ada
Pergi ke hawaii, fuck dengan samoans
Dapatkan pudar dan tidur di lautan
Pastikan ia bergerak
Saya bergulir, ya, ya, ya, saya bergolek
Simpan dalam gerakan, saya bergulir, ya
Dan jalang anda memakai pad siku
Menjual pussy dia ke atas melrose ave
Saya telah ke neraka dan belakang cuba untuk melekat pada separuh saya yang lebih baik
Tidak pernah, senyuman itu hilang, jadi bawa kokt
Saya lebih tinggi daripada Voltron, dengan sekumpulan emas
Caucasians masih mencintai saya seperti nama saya Michael Bolton
Bertahan, adakah anda fuckin 'kotor seperti sabun itu hilang
Membekukan, ia menyejukkan tulang, lebih sejuk daripada rahsia Paus
Lebih tua daripada setan Capone, datang dari tempat di mana tidak ada Yesus
Berjalan Behemoth, saya meningkatkan najis
Menyebabkan najis sebenar, terbang ke cermin depan anda dan terbunuh
Buggin 'keluar, adakah semuanya, saya tidak sekarang, saya hanya memberikannya
Fuck label, Kain dan Abel, letakkan nama ke wajah
Um, yeah.
Saya bust speaker anda dengan beberapa rap bullshit
Saya Mengenai Dadah, Semua New Shit Wack
Ingat bahawa, saya bukan najis tetapi penipuan
Tetapi semua orang yang saya tahu tidak ada apa-apa kepada Tuhan
Tetapi semua orang yang saya tahu tidak ada apa-apa kepada Tuhan
[Outro]
Ia membunuh anda, ia memakan bumi
Malam seperti ini, salah seorang daripada kita boleh bangun di tengah-tengah malam merebut kapak dan memotong kepala seseorang