The Musical | NOEL: I don’t want to sing about that!
OCEAN: Oh! Oh! If he doesn’t want to sing, I will! I will!
NOEL: Goddammit! Can you keep it in your pants for two seconds, you horrible succubus!?
(During this, NOEL removes his clothing to reveal lingerie. And puts on a wig NOEL transforms into a Louise Brooks. Femme fatale, wearing a fishnet stockings and high heels.)
by Sanderlei Silveira - 10/04/2023 - US
The Musical | NOEL: I don’t want to sing about that!
OCEAN: Oh! Oh! If he doesn’t want to sing, I will! I will!
NOEL: Goddammit! Can you keep it in your pants for two seconds, you horrible succubus!?
(During this, NOEL removes his clothing to reveal lingerie. And puts on a wig NOEL transforms into a Louise Brooks. Femme fatale, wearing a fishnet stockings and high heels.)
NOEL:
In my life, I was Noel Gruber who worked at Taco Bell in Uranium City, Saskatchewan. But in my dreams I played a different role. I was Monique Gibeau in post-war France!
A HOOKER WITH A HEART OF BLACK CHARCOAL
I WRITE POEMS TO BURN BY FIRELIGHT
DRINK CHAMPAGNE AND GUZZLE GIN
GOOD GIRLS CALL ME "THE TOWN BICYCLE"
DON'T KNOCK IT 'TIL YOU'VE TRIED MY LIFE OF SIN
OH, CLAUDE, MY PIMP, KNOWS NEVER MESS WITH ME
LAST PRICK DID THAT FADED QUICK TO BLACK
I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE TO FIND HIM, OFFICERS
BUT IF YOU DO, PLEASE MENTION THAT I'D
LIKE TO HAVE RETURNED THE PRETTY KNIFE
THAT I STUCK TEN TIMES IN HIS BACK!
[Sips, swallows.]
FOR I SING SONGS UNTIL THE BREAK OF DAWN
I EMBRACE A NEW MAN EVERY NIGHT
MY LIFE'S ONE NEVER-ENDING CARNIVAL
NOEL AND CHOIR:
A WHIRL OF BOOZY-FLOOZY FLASHING LIGHT
NOEL:
I WANT TO BE THAT FUCKED UP GIRL
[Instrumental]
NOEL:
HE SAID, "I THINK I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU"
I'VE HEARD THAT LIE A MILLION TIMES BEFORE
OH, TONIGHT I GIVE IN TO THE FANTASY
TAKE LOVE WHEN YOU CAN, WHEN YOU'RE A WHORE
FOR I SING SONGS UNTIL THE BREAK OF DAWN
I EMBRACE A NEW MAN EVERY NIGHT
MY LIFE'S ONE NEVER-ENDING CARNIVAL
A WHIRL OF BOOZY-FLOOZY FLASHING LIGHT
I WANT TO BE THAT FUCKED UP GIRL
SO NOW I SELL MY LOVE FOR OPIUM
IN SOME RAT-INFESTED CHINESE DIVE
AT NIGHT I BURN MYSELF WITH CIGARETTES
JUST TO SOMEHOW PROVE I'M STILL ALIVE
EIGHT MONTHS LATER I CATCH TYPHOID FLU
KICKED OUT, I SEE THE UGLY LIGHT OF DAY
DYING IN AN ALLEY, A PRIEST KNEELS DOWN TO ME-
RICKY (as priest, in French accent):
My child, do you have any final words to the Lord you'd like to say?
NOEL (as Monique, in French accent):
Oui. Tell Him that, like Him, I choose to burn out rather than fade away!
FOR I SING SONGS UNTIL THE BREAK OF DAWN
I EMBRACE A NEW MAN EVERY NIGHT
MY LIFE'S ONE NEVER-ENDING CARNIVAL
A WHIRL OF BOOZY-FLOOZY FLASHING LIGHT
FOR I SING SONGS UNTIL THE BREAK OF DAWN
I EMBRACE A NEW MAN EVERY NIGHT
MY LIFE'S ONE NEVER ENDING CARNIVAL
NOEL AND CHOIR:
A WHIRL OF BOOZY-FLOOZY FLASHING LIGHT
NOEL:
I WANT TO BE THAT FUCKED UP GIRL
I WANNA BE THAT FUCKED UP
(ad-libbing, riffing)
GIRL...
OCEAN/CONSTANCE:
BROKEN HEART, A FLASK OF GIN
TATTOOED WITH A SAFETY PIN
TEETH ALL STAINED WITH NICOTINE
RUNNING NYLONS, SHATTERED DREAMS
SUPER CRUSTY, HOLY TERROR
WILD EYES AND BLACK MASCARA
BROKEN HEART, A FLASK OF GIN
TATTOOED WITH A SAFETY PIN
TEETH ALL STAINED WITH NICOTINE
RUNNING NYLONS, SHATTERED DREAMS
SUPER CRUSTY, HOLY TERROR
WILD EYES AND BLACK MASCARA
NOEL:
IF I COULD HAVE JUST ONE DREAM...
OCEAN/CONSTANCE:
IF HE COULD HAVE JUST ONE DREAM..!
NOEL/OCEAN/CONSTANCE:
I'D BE THAT FUCKED UP GIRL!
MISCHA/RICKY:
Hey!
Noel: Men bu haqda kuylashni xohlamayman!
Okean: Oh! Oh! Agar u qo'shiq aytishni istamasa, men qilaman! Men qilaman!
Noel: xudomad! Siz uni ikki soniya davomida shimingizda saqlay olasizmi, siz dahshatli yordamga egasiz!?
(Shu payt davomida Noel Lingeini ochib berish uchun kiyimlarini olib tashlaydi. Va Wig Noelni lyuks compysga qo'yadi. Filnet paypoq va baland poshna kiygan.)
Noel:
Hayotimda men Noel Graver edim, u uran Saska shahridagi Taco qo'ng'irog'ida ishlagan. Ammo mening tushlarimda men boshqa rol o'ynadim. Men urushdan keyingi Frantsiyada men Monika-Goue edim!
Qora ko'mirning yuragi bo'lgan ilgaklar
Men she'rlarni olovni kuyish uchun yozaman
Shampan va Gumbin Gin ichish
Yaxshi qizlar meni "shahar velosipedi" deb atashadi
Siz gunoh hayotimni sinab ko'rmaganingizni taqillamang
Oh, klod, mening pimp, men bilan chalkashlikni bilmaydi
Oxirgi pikap shundaki, bu tezda qora rangga tushdi
Uni qaerdan topish, ofitserlarni qaerdan topish mumkinligi haqida hech qanday tasavvur yo'q
Ammo agar shunday qilsangiz, shuni eslatib o'tingki, men buni eslayman
Chiroyli pichoqni qaytarish kabi
Men uning orqasida o'n marta qotib qoldim!
[Yig'lar, qaldirg'ochlar.]
Men tong tanaffusigacha qo'shiqlarni kuylayman
Men har kecha yangi odamni quchoqlayman
Mening hayotim hech qachon tugamaydigan karnaval
Noel va Xorir:
Boody-fluozzy chiroqli yorug'lik
Noel:
Men bu qizik qiz bo'lishni xohlayman
[Instrumental]
Noel:
U: "Men seni sevaman deb o'ylayman" dedi
Men ilgari million marta yolg'on gapirdim
Oh, bugun kechqurun men xayolotga beraman
Agar fohisha bo'lsangiz, o'zingizni iloji bo'lsa, seving
Men tong tanaffusigacha qo'shiqlarni kuylayman
Men har kecha yangi odamni quchoqlayman
Mening hayotim hech qachon tugamaydigan karnaval
Boody-fluozzy chiroqli yorug'lik
Men bu qizik qiz bo'lishni xohlayman
Endi men afyunga bo'lgan muhabbatimni sotaman
Ba'zi kalamush xitoycha sho'ng'in
Kechasi men o'zimni sigaret bilan yoqaman
Shunchaki qandaydir tarzda men tirikligimni isbotladim
Sakkiz oy o'tgach i grippi bilan ushlayman
O'chirilgan, men kunning chirkinligini ko'raman
Xiyobonda o'lish, men uchun eng ruhoniyning tiz cho'kdi
Riki (Frantsuzcha urg'uda ruhoniy sifatida):
Mening bolam, siz aytmoqchi bo'lganingiz uchun Rabbimizga biron bir oxirgi so'zlaringiz bormi?
Noel (Monika, frantsuzcha urg'uda):
Oui. Unga ayting-chi, men singari yoqishdan ko'ra, yonishni tanlayman!
Men tong tanaffusigacha qo'shiqlarni kuylayman
Men har kecha yangi odamni quchoqlayman
Mening hayotim hech qachon tugamaydigan karnaval
Boody-fluozzy chiroqli yorug'lik
Men tong tanaffusigacha qo'shiqlarni kuylayman
Men har kecha yangi odamni quchoqlayman
Mening hayotim hech qachon charchamagan narsa
Noel va Xorir:
Boody-fluozzy chiroqli yorug'lik
Noel:
Men bu qizik qiz bo'lishni xohlayman
Men bu qadar bo'lishini xohlayman
(ad-libbing, xijolat)
Qiz ...
Okean / Konstans:
Singan yurak, jinni shishiradi
Xavfsizlik pin bilan zarb
Nikotin bilan bo'yalgan tishlar
Yugurish neylonlari, parchalangan orzular
Super Qritaniya, muqaddas vahima
Yovvoyi ko'zlar va qora maskara
Singan yurak, jinni shishiradi
Xavfsizlik pin bilan zarb
Nikotin bilan bo'yalgan tishlar
Yugurish neylonlari, parchalangan orzular
Super Qritaniya, muqaddas vahima
Yovvoyi ko'zlar va qora maskara
Noel:
Agar menda bitta orzu bo'lsa ...
Okean / Konstans:
Agar u bitta tush bo'lsa ..!
Noel / okean / Konstans:
Men bu qiziganman!
Mischa / Riki:
Hey!