The Musical | NOEL: I don’t want to sing about that!
OCEAN: Oh! Oh! If he doesn’t want to sing, I will! I will!
NOEL: Goddammit! Can you keep it in your pants for two seconds, you horrible succubus!?
(During this, NOEL removes his clothing to reveal lingerie. And puts on a wig NOEL transforms into a Louise Brooks. Femme fatale, wearing a fishnet stockings and high heels.)
by Sanderlei Silveira - 10/04/2023 - US
The Musical | NOEL: I don’t want to sing about that!
OCEAN: Oh! Oh! If he doesn’t want to sing, I will! I will!
NOEL: Goddammit! Can you keep it in your pants for two seconds, you horrible succubus!?
(During this, NOEL removes his clothing to reveal lingerie. And puts on a wig NOEL transforms into a Louise Brooks. Femme fatale, wearing a fishnet stockings and high heels.)
NOEL:
In my life, I was Noel Gruber who worked at Taco Bell in Uranium City, Saskatchewan. But in my dreams I played a different role. I was Monique Gibeau in post-war France!
A HOOKER WITH A HEART OF BLACK CHARCOAL
I WRITE POEMS TO BURN BY FIRELIGHT
DRINK CHAMPAGNE AND GUZZLE GIN
GOOD GIRLS CALL ME "THE TOWN BICYCLE"
DON'T KNOCK IT 'TIL YOU'VE TRIED MY LIFE OF SIN
OH, CLAUDE, MY PIMP, KNOWS NEVER MESS WITH ME
LAST PRICK DID THAT FADED QUICK TO BLACK
I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE TO FIND HIM, OFFICERS
BUT IF YOU DO, PLEASE MENTION THAT I'D
LIKE TO HAVE RETURNED THE PRETTY KNIFE
THAT I STUCK TEN TIMES IN HIS BACK!
[Sips, swallows.]
FOR I SING SONGS UNTIL THE BREAK OF DAWN
I EMBRACE A NEW MAN EVERY NIGHT
MY LIFE'S ONE NEVER-ENDING CARNIVAL
NOEL AND CHOIR:
A WHIRL OF BOOZY-FLOOZY FLASHING LIGHT
NOEL:
I WANT TO BE THAT FUCKED UP GIRL
[Instrumental]
NOEL:
HE SAID, "I THINK I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU"
I'VE HEARD THAT LIE A MILLION TIMES BEFORE
OH, TONIGHT I GIVE IN TO THE FANTASY
TAKE LOVE WHEN YOU CAN, WHEN YOU'RE A WHORE
FOR I SING SONGS UNTIL THE BREAK OF DAWN
I EMBRACE A NEW MAN EVERY NIGHT
MY LIFE'S ONE NEVER-ENDING CARNIVAL
A WHIRL OF BOOZY-FLOOZY FLASHING LIGHT
I WANT TO BE THAT FUCKED UP GIRL
SO NOW I SELL MY LOVE FOR OPIUM
IN SOME RAT-INFESTED CHINESE DIVE
AT NIGHT I BURN MYSELF WITH CIGARETTES
JUST TO SOMEHOW PROVE I'M STILL ALIVE
EIGHT MONTHS LATER I CATCH TYPHOID FLU
KICKED OUT, I SEE THE UGLY LIGHT OF DAY
DYING IN AN ALLEY, A PRIEST KNEELS DOWN TO ME-
RICKY (as priest, in French accent):
My child, do you have any final words to the Lord you'd like to say?
NOEL (as Monique, in French accent):
Oui. Tell Him that, like Him, I choose to burn out rather than fade away!
FOR I SING SONGS UNTIL THE BREAK OF DAWN
I EMBRACE A NEW MAN EVERY NIGHT
MY LIFE'S ONE NEVER-ENDING CARNIVAL
A WHIRL OF BOOZY-FLOOZY FLASHING LIGHT
FOR I SING SONGS UNTIL THE BREAK OF DAWN
I EMBRACE A NEW MAN EVERY NIGHT
MY LIFE'S ONE NEVER ENDING CARNIVAL
NOEL AND CHOIR:
A WHIRL OF BOOZY-FLOOZY FLASHING LIGHT
NOEL:
I WANT TO BE THAT FUCKED UP GIRL
I WANNA BE THAT FUCKED UP
(ad-libbing, riffing)
GIRL...
OCEAN/CONSTANCE:
BROKEN HEART, A FLASK OF GIN
TATTOOED WITH A SAFETY PIN
TEETH ALL STAINED WITH NICOTINE
RUNNING NYLONS, SHATTERED DREAMS
SUPER CRUSTY, HOLY TERROR
WILD EYES AND BLACK MASCARA
BROKEN HEART, A FLASK OF GIN
TATTOOED WITH A SAFETY PIN
TEETH ALL STAINED WITH NICOTINE
RUNNING NYLONS, SHATTERED DREAMS
SUPER CRUSTY, HOLY TERROR
WILD EYES AND BLACK MASCARA
NOEL:
IF I COULD HAVE JUST ONE DREAM...
OCEAN/CONSTANCE:
IF HE COULD HAVE JUST ONE DREAM..!
NOEL/OCEAN/CONSTANCE:
I'D BE THAT FUCKED UP GIRL!
MISCHA/RICKY:
Hey!
Noel: Ez naxwazim li ser wî stranbêj bikim!
Okyanûs: Oh! Oh! Heke ew naxwaze stranbêjiyê bike, ez ê! Ez dê!
Noel: Goddammit! Ma hûn dikarin du hûrdeman li pantikên xwe bigirin, hûn succubus tirsnak in!?
(Di dema vê de, Noel cilên xwe ji holê radike.
Noel:
Di jiyana min de, ez noel gruber bûm ku li Taco Bell li bajarê Uranium, Saskatchewan xebitî. Lê di xewnên min de min rolek cûda lîst. Ez di post-şer France de Monique Gibeau bû!
Hespek bi dilek xortek reş
Ez helbestan dinivîsim ku ji hêla agiran ve bişewitim
Şampagne û guzzle gin vexwin
Keçên baş ji min re dibêjin "Bîsîkleta Town"
Ma ew nekişînin 'tiliya ku te jiyana min guneh kiriye
Oh, Claude, pimp min, tu carî bi min re nizanin
Kulika paşîn ew zûtir bi reş reş kir
Ez nizanim ku wî bibînim, efserên
Lê heke hûn bikin, ji kerema xwe ku ez dixwazim
Hez dikin ku kerê xweşik vegerandine
Ku ez deh caran li pişta wî sekinîm!
[Sips, swallows.]
Forimkî ez stranan dibêjim heta ku şîna sibê
Ez her şev zilamek nû hembêz dikim
Jiyana min yek carnival qet carî
Noel û kor:
Çivîkek ji boz-ê ronahiya tîrêjê ya lezgîn
Noel:
Ez dixwazim ku ew keçikê qirêj bibim
[Alîkar]
Noel:
Wî got, "Ez difikirim ku ez ji te hez dikim"
Min bihîst ku berê mîlyon carî derewan dike
Oh, îşev ez di fantaziyê de didim
Gava ku hûn dikarin, gava ku hûn çûçik hez dikin hez bikin
Forimkî ez stranan dibêjim heta ku şîna sibê
Ez her şev zilamek nû hembêz dikim
Jiyana min yek carnival qet carî
Çivîkek ji boz-ê ronahiya tîrêjê ya lezgîn
Ez dixwazim ku ew keçikê qirêj bibim
Ji ber vê yekê niha ez hezkirina xwe ji bo opium difiroşim
Di hin rat-in infested Chinese Chinese
Bi şev ez xwe bi cixareyên xwe dişewitim
Tenê ji bo hinekî îspat dikim ez hîn sax im
Heşt meh şûnda ez gripê typhoid digire
Kulîlk, ez ronahiya xirab a rojê dibînim
Di nav hewşê de bimirin, kahînek kahîn ji min re
Ricky (wek kahîn, di asta fransî de):
Zaroka min, ji Xudan re gotinên dawîn ên ku hûn dixwazin bêjin?
Noel (wekî Monique, di asta fransî de):
Oui. Ji wî re bêje, mîna wî, ez tercîh dikim ku ji bilî şewqa dûr bikeve!
Forimkî ez stranan dibêjim heta ku şîna sibê
Ez her şev zilamek nû hembêz dikim
Jiyana min yek carnival qet carî
Çivîkek ji boz-ê ronahiya tîrêjê ya lezgîn
Forimkî ez stranan dibêjim heta ku şîna sibê
Ez her şev zilamek nû hembêz dikim
Jiyana min yek carî karnavalê bi dawî nake
Noel û kor:
Çivîkek ji boz-ê ronahiya tîrêjê ya lezgîn
Noel:
Ez dixwazim ku ew keçikê qirêj bibim
Ez dixwazim ku ew qeşeng bibim
(ad-libing, riffing)
KEÇ...
Ocean / Constance:
Dilê şikestî, felqek gîn
Bi PIN-ê ewlehî re tattooed
Diranên hemî bi nîkotînê ve hatine standin
Nylonên Running, Xewnên Shattered
Terora Super Crusty, Pîroz
Çavên çolê û mascara reş
Dilê şikestî, felqek gîn
Bi PIN-ê ewlehî re tattooed
Diranên hemî bi nîkotînê ve hatine standin
Nylonên Running, Xewnên Shattered
Terora Super Crusty, Pîroz
Çavên çolê û mascara reş
Noel:
Heke min dikaribû tenê xewnek hebe ...
Ocean / Constance:
Heke ew dikaribû tenê xewnek hebe ..!
Noel / Ocean / Constance:
Ez ê wê keçikê qirêj bibim!
Mischa / Ricky:
Hey!