The Musical | NOEL: I don’t want to sing about that!
OCEAN: Oh! Oh! If he doesn’t want to sing, I will! I will!
NOEL: Goddammit! Can you keep it in your pants for two seconds, you horrible succubus!?
(During this, NOEL removes his clothing to reveal lingerie. And puts on a wig NOEL transforms into a Louise Brooks. Femme fatale, wearing a fishnet stockings and high heels.)
by Sanderlei Silveira - 10/04/2023 - BR
The Musical | NOEL: I don’t want to sing about that!
OCEAN: Oh! Oh! If he doesn’t want to sing, I will! I will!
NOEL: Goddammit! Can you keep it in your pants for two seconds, you horrible succubus!?
(During this, NOEL removes his clothing to reveal lingerie. And puts on a wig NOEL transforms into a Louise Brooks. Femme fatale, wearing a fishnet stockings and high heels.)
NOEL:
In my life, I was Noel Gruber who worked at Taco Bell in Uranium City, Saskatchewan. But in my dreams I played a different role. I was Monique Gibeau in post-war France!
A HOOKER WITH A HEART OF BLACK CHARCOAL
I WRITE POEMS TO BURN BY FIRELIGHT
DRINK CHAMPAGNE AND GUZZLE GIN
GOOD GIRLS CALL ME "THE TOWN BICYCLE"
DON'T KNOCK IT 'TIL YOU'VE TRIED MY LIFE OF SIN
OH, CLAUDE, MY PIMP, KNOWS NEVER MESS WITH ME
LAST PRICK DID THAT FADED QUICK TO BLACK
I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE TO FIND HIM, OFFICERS
BUT IF YOU DO, PLEASE MENTION THAT I'D
LIKE TO HAVE RETURNED THE PRETTY KNIFE
THAT I STUCK TEN TIMES IN HIS BACK!
[Sips, swallows.]
FOR I SING SONGS UNTIL THE BREAK OF DAWN
I EMBRACE A NEW MAN EVERY NIGHT
MY LIFE'S ONE NEVER-ENDING CARNIVAL
NOEL AND CHOIR:
A WHIRL OF BOOZY-FLOOZY FLASHING LIGHT
NOEL:
I WANT TO BE THAT FUCKED UP GIRL
[Instrumental]
NOEL:
HE SAID, "I THINK I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU"
I'VE HEARD THAT LIE A MILLION TIMES BEFORE
OH, TONIGHT I GIVE IN TO THE FANTASY
TAKE LOVE WHEN YOU CAN, WHEN YOU'RE A WHORE
FOR I SING SONGS UNTIL THE BREAK OF DAWN
I EMBRACE A NEW MAN EVERY NIGHT
MY LIFE'S ONE NEVER-ENDING CARNIVAL
A WHIRL OF BOOZY-FLOOZY FLASHING LIGHT
I WANT TO BE THAT FUCKED UP GIRL
SO NOW I SELL MY LOVE FOR OPIUM
IN SOME RAT-INFESTED CHINESE DIVE
AT NIGHT I BURN MYSELF WITH CIGARETTES
JUST TO SOMEHOW PROVE I'M STILL ALIVE
EIGHT MONTHS LATER I CATCH TYPHOID FLU
KICKED OUT, I SEE THE UGLY LIGHT OF DAY
DYING IN AN ALLEY, A PRIEST KNEELS DOWN TO ME-
RICKY (as priest, in French accent):
My child, do you have any final words to the Lord you'd like to say?
NOEL (as Monique, in French accent):
Oui. Tell Him that, like Him, I choose to burn out rather than fade away!
FOR I SING SONGS UNTIL THE BREAK OF DAWN
I EMBRACE A NEW MAN EVERY NIGHT
MY LIFE'S ONE NEVER-ENDING CARNIVAL
A WHIRL OF BOOZY-FLOOZY FLASHING LIGHT
FOR I SING SONGS UNTIL THE BREAK OF DAWN
I EMBRACE A NEW MAN EVERY NIGHT
MY LIFE'S ONE NEVER ENDING CARNIVAL
NOEL AND CHOIR:
A WHIRL OF BOOZY-FLOOZY FLASHING LIGHT
NOEL:
I WANT TO BE THAT FUCKED UP GIRL
I WANNA BE THAT FUCKED UP
(ad-libbing, riffing)
GIRL...
OCEAN/CONSTANCE:
BROKEN HEART, A FLASK OF GIN
TATTOOED WITH A SAFETY PIN
TEETH ALL STAINED WITH NICOTINE
RUNNING NYLONS, SHATTERED DREAMS
SUPER CRUSTY, HOLY TERROR
WILD EYES AND BLACK MASCARA
BROKEN HEART, A FLASK OF GIN
TATTOOED WITH A SAFETY PIN
TEETH ALL STAINED WITH NICOTINE
RUNNING NYLONS, SHATTERED DREAMS
SUPER CRUSTY, HOLY TERROR
WILD EYES AND BLACK MASCARA
NOEL:
IF I COULD HAVE JUST ONE DREAM...
OCEAN/CONSTANCE:
IF HE COULD HAVE JUST ONE DREAM..!
NOEL/OCEAN/CONSTANCE:
I'D BE THAT FUCKED UP GIRL!
MISCHA/RICKY:
Hey!
Noel: Ne želim da pevam oko toga!
Okean: Oh! Oh! Ako ne želi da peva, hoću! Hoću!
Noel: Goddammit! Možete li ga držati u gaćama dvije sekunde, ti grozni sukubiji!?
(Tokom ovoga, Noel uklanja odjeću za otkrivanje donjeg rublja. I stavlja se na periku Noel transformiše u Louise Brooks. Femme Fatale, noseći čarape za ribu i visoke pete.)
Noel:
U mom životu bio sam Noel Gruber koji je radio u Taco Bell u gradu Uraniumu, Saskatchewan. Ali u snovima sam igrao drugačiju ulogu. Bio sam Monique Gibeau u poslijeratnoj Francuskoj!
Kurva sa srcem crnog drvenog uglja
Pišem pjesme da gori vatrolight
Pijte šampanjac i šteku džin
Dobre djevojke me zovu "Gradski bicikl"
Nemojte ga kucati dok niste probali moj život grijeha
Oh, Claude, moj svodnik, zna se da se nikad ne zezamo sa mnom
Zadnji ubod je to brzo izblijedio na crnu
Nemam pojma gde da ga nađem, oficire
Ali ako to učinite, navedite da bih
Kao da su vratili lijep nož
Da sam zaglavio deset puta u leđima!
[Sips, lastavice.]
Jer pjevam pjesme do pauze zore
Svake večeri prigrlim novog muškarca
Moj život jedan neprekidan karneval
Noel i Chor:
Vrtlog boozy-floozyja treperi svjetlo
Noel:
Želim biti ona jebena djevojka
[Instrumental]
Noel:
Rekao je: "Mislim da sam zaljubljen u tebe"
Čuo sam da je to prije milion puta
Oh, večeras se predajem fantaziji
Vodi ljubav kad možeš, kad si kurva
Jer pjevam pjesme do pauze zore
Svake večeri prigrlim novog muškarca
Moj život jedan neprekidan karneval
Vrtlog boozy-floozyja treperi svjetlo
Želim biti ona jebena djevojka
Dakle, sada prodajem svoju ljubav prema opijumu
U nekom kineskom ronilicu zaraženom ratu
Noću se sagorijevam cigaretama
Samo da se nekako dokaže da sam još živ
Osam meseci kasnije uhvatim tifusnu gripu
Izbacio sam, vidim ružno svjetlo dana
Umiranje u uličici, svećenika kleča do mene-
Ricky (kao svećenik, u francuskom akcentu):
Moje dijete, imaš li konačne riječi Gospodu koji biste željeli reći?
Noel (kao monique, u francuskom akcentu):
Oui. Reci mu da, kao on, odlučim izgorjeti, a ne izblijediti!
Jer pjevam pjesme do pauze zore
Svake večeri prigrlim novog muškarca
Moj život jedan neprekidan karneval
Vrtlog boozy-floozyja treperi svjetlo
Jer pjevam pjesme do pauze zore
Svake večeri prigrlim novog muškarca
Moj život jedan nikad ne završava karneval
Noel i Chor:
Vrtlog boozy-floozyja treperi svjetlo
Noel:
Želim biti ona jebena djevojka
Želim biti to sjeban
(ad-libbing, riffing)
Djevojka ...
Ocean / Constance:
Slomljeno srce, tikvica džina
Tetoviran sa sigurnosnim pin
Zubi su svi obojili nikotin
Trčanje najlona, razbijeni snovi
Super Crusty, Sveti teror
Divlje oči i crna maskara
Slomljeno srce, tikvica džina
Tetoviran sa sigurnosnim pin
Zubi su svi obojili nikotin
Trčanje najlona, razbijeni snovi
Super Crusty, Sveti teror
Divlje oči i crna maskara
Noel:
Da mogu imati samo jedan san ...
Ocean / Constance:
Da može imati samo jedan san ..!
Noel / Ocean / Constance:
Bio bih to sjebana djevojka!
Mischa / Ricky:
Hej!